America has left me speechless.
Thoughts are roiling in my head, but it would be pointless to let them out.
This is the one exception.
I am speechless.
America has left me speechless.
Thoughts are roiling in my head, but it would be pointless to let them out.
This is the one exception.
I am speechless.
Many pages into Daniel Dennett’s latest opus, I’ve Been Thinking—by turns informative, entertaining, and maddening (“an engaging, vexing memoir with a humility bypass,” as the Guardian headline writer puts it)—one encounters a passage answering to the first two adjectives above, at least for this reader. It involves a time-honored habit of the tradition-bound British: pouring your tea into a cup containing milk, rather than the reverse, which is what a barbaric American would do, if such a Yank should, for some strange reason, think of putting milk in tea. (Whispered aside: I’ve actually done it. It’s not bad.)
One of Dennett’s many, many good friends, Seymour Papert, spent some time in a London hospital and volunteered to wheel the tea wagon around to his fellow patients. He noticed how many of them insisted on having milk poured into their cup first, then the tea. He subjected them to a little test to see if they could tell the difference. Many of them could. Papert wondered: “What were they sensing?” What sets Papert apart from someone like, say, me is that he decided to take his wonderment a step further. In Dennett’s words (chapter 26):
Opportunistically, he decided to try for a simple, low-budget test first: he smeared some tea of both varieties on glass slides and put them under a microscope. Eureka! The tea poured into milk exhibited tiny globules of milk partly cooked by the hot tea; the milk poured into tea had long stringy strands of milk. Mystery solved.
Has anyone confirmed this result—both the physical findings and the ability of humans to detect (and, as a bonus, describe) the difference? Dennett doesn’t say, and in the true modern spirit of not taking advantage of the vast resources the internet places at one’s fingertips, I have not pursued the question further. Just sharing. 😉
The following puzzle appeared in the October/November 2023 issue of the AARP member magazine.
What’s next?
Each number after the first is derived in the same way from the previous number. What is the number that logically follows 66?
1, 6, 21, 66, ____
Before we get to their solution, I’ll explain mine. (It turns out it is not technically correct, but I only realized that while I was typing the problem just now.)
In trying to get the number after 66, I worked from the differences between each of the preceding three pairs of numbers. What I came up with was: the difference between the first two numbers is 5 × 30; the difference between the second and third is 5 × 31; the difference between the third and fourth is 5 × 32. I figured the difference between the fourth number and the (currently unknown) fifth is 5 × 33, or 135, which would make the fifth number 66 + 135 = 201.
That indeed is the correct answer to the question “what is the next number in this sequence?” But my approach does not satisfy the condition exactly. My approach is systematic and sequential, but the operation is not the same throughout the process—I’m increasing the power by increments of 1 at each step. I’m not deriving the number “in the same way” from the previous number, which I (and probably you) take to mean “doing the same exact operation over and over.” The correct solution is the one they give: “For each number after the first, multiply by 3, then add 3.” Getting the right answer (appropriate number) is not the same as coming up with the “correct” solution (solving method).
Here’s the thing: I find their solution ugly. It looks like someone scratched out an equation, any old equation, made a sequence using it, and gave us the sequence for us to reverse engineer. Big whoop. Is mine more elegant? I’ll let the reader be the judge. Theirs can be stated more briefly than mine, but it seems like something a solver would have to arrive at by trial and error. What was my approach? Well, when I noticed that the difference between the first two numbers is 5 and that between the second and third is 15, it got me thinking about 5 as a factor to be investigated. The rest, as they say, is history.
What has me baffled now is the fact that two such divergent approaches both work. The next number in the sequence is identical using each approach:
(3 × 201) + 3 = 606 [AARP],
201 + (5 × 34) = 201 + 405 = 606 [TMW].
Presumably it will continue to be so. How are the two approaches related? How do I start solving this problem?
We know that
x0 = 1, x1 = 6, x2 = 21, x3 = 66 …
We can say that
xn+1 = (xn × 3) +3 [AARP]
is equivalent to
xn+1 = xn + (5 × 3n) [TMW],
where n is the position in the sequence, beginning at 0—i.e, the first number x0 = 1. (I may be butchering the proper mathematical presentation of my thinking, but them’s the breaks.)
This gets me wondering if the equations continue to produce equivalent results if we start at, say, 2. Excuse me while I check … It does not!
2, 9, 30, 93 … [AARP]
is obviously not the same as
2, 7, 22, 67 … [TMW].
Well, well. But despair not: maybe we just need to tweak the first equation—make it, say,
xn+1 = (xn × 3) +1 [AARPrev.1].
(Since, in the second slot, we need to get 7 instead of 9, let’s add 1 instead of 3 after multiplying.) We’ll let my equation stay as is. It seems rather less “fixable” than the other. When we start the sequence with 2, the revised AARP equation yields
2, (2 × 3) + 1 = 7, (7 × 3) + 1 = 22, (22 × 3) + 1 = 67 … [AARPrev.1].
Bingo! What if we start with 3? Let’s run my equation first:
3, 8, 23, 68 … [TMW].
Can we adjust the AARP equation to get this sequence? How about xn+1 = (xn × 3) – 1 (since we need to get 8 now in the second slot)?
3, (3 × 3) – 1 = 8, (8 × 3) – 1 = 23, (23 × 3) – 1 = 68 … [AARPrev.2].
So, to generalize, if we start the sequence with 1, the AARP equation adds 3 after multiplying by 3; if we start with 2, it adds (3 – 2) = 1; if we start with 3, it adds (1 – 2) = –1 (i.e., we start subtracting from now on, still in increments of 2). So, starting with 4:
4, 9, 24, 69 … [TMW],
4, (4 × 3) – 3 = 9, (9 × 3) – 3 = 24, (24 × 3) – 3 = 69 … [AARPrev.3].
This is all very nice, but I don’t feel that I’m any closer to seeing how the two equations relate. We incrementally add 1 to the starting number, but incrementally subtract 2 from the number we add in the AARP equation, quickly getting us into adding negative numbers (subtracting, although the fact we’re subtracting now seems a trivial, maybe merely accidental detail, of interest only to those who freak out when “positives” become “negatives”). One senses a connection, but I’m too mathematically dull to find it.
It’s curious that adding 1 to the starting number in the sequence simply adds 1 to all the numbers in the sequence. It’s obvious why this happens in the TMW equation: the numbers worked out in the parentheses never change, only the numbers added to them change (by 1, because the starting number changed by 1). That’s the beauty of not changing my equation! The behavior of the AARP equation is a bit more convoluted, but it gets to the same point as the TMW equation: all the numbers increase by 1. It apparently has to do with always multiplying by 3 but adding 2 less every time we change the starting number, but I can’t quite get a handle on how to explain it mathematically. (The more I think about it, the more it seems this is the sort of problem routinely encountered, and solved, in computer programming.)
Situations like this make me sad that number theory was never offered during my many years of incarceration—I mean, education. While editing Quantum I would encounter all sorts of interesting mathematical “genres” that I had never seen before: topology, group theory, non-Euclidean geometry, etc. Maybe one of these would have triggered something in me, in a way that calculus certainly did not. It may be that I was not suited for any of those other areas of mathematics either. In any case, a problem like this little teaser in an Old Fogey magazine gave me a fun few minutes shimmying up to the edge of real mathematics and gazing agape into the abyss.
As part of our continuing series on the Wonderful World of Bugs, I invite you to take a look at this scary-looking thing that I felt crawling on my neck on May 10:
I had no idea what it was. But, once again: Google to the rescue! (It’s wonderful how one can search on images to get context about the thing depicted.) Do you know what it is?
If you’re stumped, you’ll find the answer in the first comment.
From the New York Times today I learned about the controversy involving Rebecca Journey’s course “The Problem of Whiteness” at the University of Chicago (my alma mater).
Like many, if not most, modern controversies, this one begins with a misunderstanding (whether innocent or contrived, I will reserve judgment). Without full access to Prof. Journey’s mind, I will nonetheless hazard a guess that, in naming her course “The Problem of Whiteness,” she was not saying that whiteness is ipso facto a problem; that you, for instance, if you are white, are a problem (i.e., something that, in the vernacular, “makes things worse”). Yet it could easily be read that way, even by someone with no ax to grind. If Prof. Journey intended to be provocative, she unfortunately gave a golden opportunity to a provocateur.
With five years of the U of C under my belt,* it is easy for me to read the course title as dealing with a problem in the sense of the four-color problem (in mathematics), or the problem of extreme income disparity (in economics and political science).** I would be very interested in examining the notion of “whiteness”: when and how did it arise? How has the concept evolved? How is the term used, and by whom, and for what reasons? What are the social and political consequences of “whiteness”? Similar questions have been asked about “blackness,” and about the concept of “race” in general. I am acquainted with various attempts to address these questions, much to my benefit, I believe, as a conscious (or at least aspiringly conscious) person of the 21st century.
And so: perhaps Prof. Journey could rename her course: “What is White?” Or simply: “Whiteness.” Something bland. Something “academic.” More cautious. Careful. More in keeping with University of Chicago style. /snark (Did I mention I’m a “product” of this venerable institution? Self-snarking goes with the territory.) Perhaps a course with such an anodyne title could fly under the radar of the self-proclaimed defenders of Free Speech (sweet Jesus, the Irony, it howls and rages and won’t go away). At any rate, it would not invite mind-numblingly stupid, time-wasting controversy.
It appears the university has taken steps to protect Prof. Journey’s person and privacy, and has affirmed her right to teach the course. These actions are commendable, but fall short. Why? Because the course has disappeared, perhaps forever. It is clearly a course that would expand the horizons of tuition-paying students who wish to take it. It has been driven from the classroom by the modern equivalent of a torch- and pitchfork-carrying mob. It is, in quasi-technical parlance, a crying shame.
It should be obvious by now that the “Chicago statement” on freedom of expression needs to be updated. It should be obvious that the “information wars” that are being waged nowadays are asymmetrical. The university lectern is no match for the global megaphone of any yahoo with an internet connection and a handful of social media accounts, coupled with a highly lucrative system of grievance amplification (Fox News, Breitbart, The Daily Caller—all mentioned by Schmidt when interviewed by the Times). I imagine those who drafted the statement have never personally experienced modern cyberharassment. I would urge them to put on their empathy caps and try to understand it more fully.
The question arises: what to do about a person like Daniel Schmidt, a member of the University of Chicago community who, in the name of free speech, succeeds in squelching it in his own institution? While the student newspaper, The Chicago Maroon, was able to fire him without worrying about “free speech” blowback, the university obviously cannot punish him for posting inflammatory opinions about a course he has not taken. This is the very stuff of modern life: people spouting off online about things they know little or nothing about. Does the university have an obligation to enter the online fray in defense of its faculty? I don’t see that happening, for many reasons, not least of which is the Whack-a-Mole Problem.
Can the university make it an expellable offense to post a faculty member’s or student’s contact information on social media? Schmidt argues that interested people can find that information, as it is publicly available. True. But Schmidt knows the online mob is lazy. Making them do some research is a deterrent—not preventative, just a deterrent. I think it’s a deterrent worth putting in place as a rule of U of C life.
Regardless of what the university decides to do about this and similar situations, I think it needs to publicly acknowledge (and broadcast widely) that what Schmidt did is an abuse of the “Chicago statement”; that it had the effect of shutting down legitimate academic speech; that it is abusive on the personal level; and that such behavior should find no quarter in an institution devoted to the free, peaceful, well-informed, and well-intentioned exchange of ideas. It also wouldn’t hurt it the university included the following in its statement of free speech principles: “A cherished attribute of life at the University of Chicago is intellectual humility.” It may not have an effect on a person like Daniel Schmidt, but it would be nice if the university said it out loud. It is what allows us to politely listen to ideas that strike us as strange or wrong or even dangerous. It is what allows us to learn. As an undergraduate I politely read and regurgitated the ideas of U of C economists. Some fifty years out I don’t espouse Chicago School economics. But I learned something back then. That used to be the point of going to college.
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* And you can easily guess approximately when that was by my use of U of C rather than the currently fashionable, undoubtedly mandated UChicago.
** This assumes that, even if one is a fan of extreme income disparity, one might be willing to entertain the proposition that there are side effects of this disparity that might need to be addressed—e.g., social instability (hence, a problem to be investigated academically).
The headline for a New York Times op-ed piece: “There is No Happy Ending to America’s Trump Problem.” Stop the presses! Fixing the biggest mistake in U.S. history will not be easy or painless! Who’d’a thunk?
The task at hand is equally obvious: find the right bad ending, which will be anything that keeps Trump away from the Oval Office. (What makes it “bad” in the hand-wringers’ minds is the “damage” it will do to our longstanding political “traditions”—the unwritten rules that the Grifter in Chief has shredded and flushed already.) Yes, there is a chance the “bad choice” chosen will actually enhance the MAGA brand rather than damage it in the glazed eyes of Trump’s most addled followers. But it may also isolate them to irrelevance. It may give more ammo to his morally debased GOP acolytes in elected office and in the media. But it may also be the jab that bursts the Trumpian boil.
In any case, it’s Pick Your Poison time, America.
Jamelle Bouie, who persistently brings history to bear on the present in the most enlightening ways, points out another time the risk-averse counseled inaction so as not to fan the flames of discord.
National politics in the 1870s was consumed with the question of how much to respond to vigilante lawlessness, discrimination and political violence in the postwar South. Northern opponents of federal and congressional intervention made familiar arguments.
If Republicans, The New York Times argued in 1874, “set aside the necessity of direct authority from the Constitution” to pursue their aims in the South and elsewhere, could they then “expect the Democrats, if they should gain the power, to let the Constitution prevent them from helping their ancient and present friends?”
The better approach, The Times said in an earlier editorial, was to let time do its work. “The law has clothed the colored man with all the attributes of citizenship. It has secured him equality before the law, and invested him with the ballot.” But here, wrote the editors, “the province of law will end. All else must be left to the operation of causes more potent than law, and wholly beyond its reach.” His old oppressors in the South, they added, “rest their only hope of party success upon their ability to obtain his goodwill.”
To act affirmatively would create unrest. Instead, the country should let politics and time do their work. The problems would resolve themselves, and Americans would enjoy a measure of social peace as a result.
Of course, that is not what happened. In the face of lawlessness, inaction led to impunity, and impunity led to a successful movement to turn back the clock on progress as far as possible, by any means possible.
Our experience, as Americans, tells us that there is a clear point at which we must act in the face of corruption, lawlessness and contempt for the very foundations of democratic society. The only way out is through. Fear of what Trump and his supports might do cannot and should not stand in the way of what we must do to secure the Constitution from all its enemies, foreign and domestic.
You may be tired of Covid, but Covid is not tired of you. Let that sink in. And think about how so many big proud hominids are letting a microscopic bit of pseudo-life outsmart them.
One year to the day after musing about the diet of fireflies, I am awash in bitter thoughts in the aftermath of Roe v. Wade being overturned by the U.S. Supreme Catholic Court.
Yes, just days before, the USSCC threw out reasonable gun regulation on behalf of a mythical right to personally carry firearms just about anywhere in public (just not near the homes of USSCC judges).
As I was having a beer on our front steps after my daily bike ride, a lightning bug landed on a leaf in a pot of mint on one of the steps. It stayed there for some time (it may be there still), but it did nothing but sit. In other words, it was not munching mint. And it got me wondering: what do fireflies (their other name) eat?
In years gone by, this simple question would probably have required a significant expenditure of time and a healthy bit of work to answer, probably a trip to the library—unless one happened to have an entomologist or an amateur lightning bug expert at one’s elbow. But since this is now, and since my cellphone was at hand, the answer was also within immediate reach.
Judging from the query autocompletion at Google, it is clear I am not the first person, by far, to ask this question. And part of the answer is, frankly, a little disturbing.
According to the National Wildlife Federation, “[f]irefly larvae eat snails, worms, and slugs, which they inject with a numbing chemical to disable.” So far so good (unless you’re a snail, worm, or slug). The entry continues: “Adults eat other fireflies, nectar, or pollen, although some don’t eat at all.”
Fireflies eat other fireflies! Lightning bugs are cannibals!
Am I the better for knowing this?
Well (I tell myself), maybe this is one of those who “don’t eat at all.”
Last night, in the midst of typically inchoate and unrememberable dreams, I came up with two crossword clues that I somehow did remember:
1. _ _ _ _ Tsar did not place this atop Kremlin tower
2. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Hag dispensing shaved-ice treat?
See the first comment for answers, if necessary.
It is probably worth mentioning that habitually the last thing I do before bed is fill in several online crossword puzzles. As far as I know, this is the first time I created clues while asleep.