Hummer

H1 down, H2 and H3 to go.

Hummer H1

Katrina vanden Heuvel over at The Nation isn’t optimistic:

The good news out of Detroit is that the largest version of the Hummer—the 10,000 pound, less than 10 mpg, $150,000 Hummer H1—is being scrapped by General Motors due to lagging sales.

But, on the flip side, sales for the entire Hummer fleet—including the H2 and H3 models which boast whopping 13 mpg and 16 mpg fuel efficiencies, respectively—TRIPLED nationally between March 2005 and March 2006. According to The Wall Street Journal “people are buying Hummers precisely because of high gas prices—buyers want the world to know they can afford the gas.” (If you were wondering who the 29 percent of Americans are who still support George Bush, look no further!)

Meanwhile

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Velorickshaw

Velorickshaw in Moscow
Eleven velorickshaws* currently operate in Moscow, tooling around on Tverskoy Boulevard, Tverskaya Street, and in the area near the All-Union Exhibition Center (they haven’t renamed that yet?**). You can’t tell the driver where to take you—for now, at least, the velorickshaws travel along predetermined routes (sort of like the horse-and-buggies in Central Park).  A ride costs 150 rubles.

How much is that really? Well, a Caesar’s salad at Этаж (the Moscow restaurant advertised on the side of the velorickshaw) costs 195 rubles (as of today). So, a ride costs less than a salad. Not bad.
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*Also called pedicabs, cycle rickshaws, etc. The thing pictured above actually seems more like a cross between a pedicab and a velomobile.
**Turns out the blogger made a booboo. Since 1992 the name is the All-Russian Exhibition Centre (same acronym: ВВЦ). But apparently Muscovites are prone to slip up and say “All-Union.” An article in Наука и жизнь chronicles the transformation of ВСХВ (Всесоюзная сельскохозяйственная выставка—1939) to ВДНХ (Выставка достижений народного хозяйства СССР—1959) to ВВЦ, but inconsistently expands the last one (first Всесоюзный выставочный центр, then Всероссийский выставочный центр). Linguistic inertia, I guess.

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Futility

Robert Scheer writes: “These days, even when George W. Bush is right, he’s wrong.” In his analysis of Bush’s proposals for dealing with illegal immigration, Scheer is quite even-handed—one might almost say kind. Not the usual image of the “hateful left” painted by certain commentators. The president’s “friends,” on the other hand, beat him up pretty bad.

Things are spinning out of control for the poor guy. (And when I say “poor guy,” I mean … well, you know. Crocodile tears.)

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Rhetoric

Well, it least someone is trying to remove the chill from the air. In an interview with the London Times, Putin’s chief of staff said:

The problems that have been highlighted recently in the media and political circles have been wildly exaggerated. … Our biggest problem is the rhetoric. We do have differences with our Western partners, but nothing of critical importance and certainly nothing that cannot be resolved through direct dialogue.

I think he’s right, and I wonder what strange game Cheney and the rest of the US administration are playing with Russia.

According to the article, the Russian government is using a US public relations firm to help them with their image. It’s a shame it seems necessary, but if that’s how the game is played here, they’re smart to give it a shot.

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Defense

Big headline today in Izvestia:

Буш отправляет войска охранять южную границу США

That is, “Bush sends troops to guard southern border of US.” Which is accurate (I even watched some of the address on “immigration reform” last night, out of morbid curiosity). Sounds as stupid in English as it does in Russian, doesn’t it?

Oh, I forgot. We’re at war. It’s like the movie Rocky, as Colbert tells it:

The president in this case is Rocky Balboa and Apollo Creed is … everything else in the world.

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Sacked

Two days after declaring the elimination of corruption one of his government’s highest priorities, Russian president Vladimir Putin fired ten high-ranking officials. He said the dismissals were not timed to coincide with his state-of-the-nation address, although he said he knew they were in the works as he prepared his speech. He said there may be more to come.

The actions left some unimpressed. As the Moscow Times reports:

Georgy Satarov, head of Indem, a think tank that deals with corruption-related issues, was skeptical of what the shake-up would bring. “It’s battling corrupt individuals, not corruption,” Satarov told Interfax. “The system needs to be changed.”

Today’s Slate has an piece by Peter Sadovnik that asks: “Can a Westerner understand the Russian people’s love of strong leaders?” He writes:

For 15 years, at least, a cultural-cognitive gap has been growing between the people and the state. That space is a manifestation of the public’s alienation from its government. Attempts to paper over that alienation, to foist a new solidarity on an old people, are absurd. The people, especially the young people who are impervious to the old dogma, know this.

So, too, does the president, who’s not a Soviet premier so much as a tsar, dispensing with ideology and reappropriating the powers of 19th-century imperialism. Whether it’s single-handedly rerouting massive oil pipelines or reorganizing the federal bureaucracy, Putin has not so much resurrected a dead superstate as responded to Russians’ long-festering desire for a “strong hand.”

And so the day after Victory Day, the president gave his State of the Nation address and told Russians that they need to have more babies. Noting that the population has been declining—from roughly 150 million in the early 1990s to 140 million today—he mapped out a series of financial incentives for women to have more children.

Whether more Russians women will become mothers for the sake of the motherland is unknown. There is, of course, something odd about a president telling his people to make more babies—procreation tends to be a personal matter. But this is not how tsars think. And the Russian people—most of them, at least—love their tsar.

I don’t understand this love. I don’t know why so many Russians I’ve met think their leaders are extensions of themselves, like arms or toes or earlobes. After all, they have less power to choose their leaders than we do in the United States.

An interlude before Sadovnik’s final paragraph: his article begins with a description of the Stalin-era building he moved into, built 64 years ago by German prisoners of war. His agent had informed him that in Moscow real-estate circles, “Stalin” and “German” add value, seting the building apart from the crappy apartments built hastily after the war—the so-called khrushchoby (хрущебы—a play on трущобы [slum]).

To return: Sadovnik doesn’t understand this love of Russians for their new “tsar”:

This is what I thought when my real-estate broker told me that German prisoners of war had built my apartment building, when a dictator who killed tens of millions of his own people was vozhd [вождь]the great leaderand that this makes my apartment more valuable. She smiled at me when I asked if anyone thought it a bit eerie living in a place that smelled of a violent past. Did this make the building tainted perhaps? “You can’t do better for this price,” she said—a bit smugly, I should add.

I will leave it to the reader to note the apparent archetypicality of the Real Estate Agent and to decide what it augurs for the new Russia and for good old America.

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Blogology

I have this funny urge to do a taxonomy of blogs. Some of the distinguishing characteristics would be:

  • Single author | multiple authors
  • Multiple posts per day | multiple days between posts
  • Blogger does | does not already have an outlet in traditional media
  • Blogger did | did not acquire an outlet in traditional media because of blogging
  • Blog(ger) is an appendage of traditional media
  • Theme or organizing principle of blog:
    ~ Politics/public policy
    ~ Popular culture
    ~ Career/field of expertise
    ~ Personal experiences/thoughts (cf. traditional [private] journal/diary)
    ~ Hobby/hobbyhorse
    ~ A lark/place to BS
  • Blog has | does not have advertising
  • Blog accepts | does not accept donations
  • Blog accepts | does not accept comments
  • Blogger responds | does not respond to comments
  • Blog has more | fewer comments than posts
  • Blog is | is not part of a blog ring
  • Apparent motivation of blogger (this will be tricky):
    ~ Self-marketing
    ~ Self-display
    ~ Self-help
    ~ Self-immolation
    ~ World-love
    ~ World-hate
    ~ World-weariness, escape from
    ~ World-entente, attempt at
    ~ Generalized subversion/anarchic acting-out/nose-thumbing
    ~ Generalized connecting/ad hoc community-building
    ~ Practice at word structures
    ~ Ennui

Today I stumbled across two blogs that date back to 2001, and it rather stunned me. Both of them are quite busy blogs, one by a big-shot law professor whom I don’t care to name, the other by an unknown (as far as I know) researcher at a Washington think tank who at one point in his life had pursued a Ph.D. in philosophy. I’d have to do a bit of research to determine when the first blogs started sprouting. I remember testing out some blogging applications several years ago, but didn’t keep them up—in fact, they were never made public. I was just trying to keep up with the technology—part of my motivation was to see if it might be useful at my day job. In the intervening years I’ve spent a great deal of time and spilled many words in the (private) family forum I set up, where, due to the size of the family, my readership is vastly greater than it is here (or so it seems—the response is certainly greater).

So—why did I start blogging? Why am I not among the 97% of humanity that is blogless? Maybe someday I’ll let you all know.

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Agenda

Yesterday Vladimir Putin delivered his yearly address to the Federal Assembly of the Russian Federation—the Russian equivalent of the American president’s “state of the union” address. His basic themes were (in order of delivery):

  1. The need to eliminate corruption and ensure fairness;
  2. The need to stimulate the economy and make it competitive on a global scale, to resuscitate certain key industries (including agriculture) and develop new technologies, to make the ruble a convertible currency;
  3. The need to modernize in the areas of education and healthcare;
  4. The need to deal with Russia’s potentially catastrophic loss of population by encouraging larger families;
  5. The need to improve the country’s means of protection against overt threats and resistance to outside pressure, including the construction of new navy vessels, the development of new weapon systems and defenses, the creation of a predominant professional layer in the armed services;
  6. The need to create stronger alliances with individual countries and international organizations (including the WTO) and to help reform the UN, whose foundations lie in a completely different epoch, but which continues to be a crucial stabilizing force in today’s world.

The centerpiece of the address was an extended discussion of Russia’s demographic problem—the country has been losing 700,000 people a year. The New York Times properly noted this emphasis in its coverage of Putin’s speech. The Washington Post, on the other hand, ran an AP story with the scare headline: “Putin Hits Back, Criticizing U.S. In Yearly Address; Russian Leader Calls for Stronger Military”; it devoted two scant paragraphs to the topic the Times writer spent most of his time discussing.

In support of point number 1, Putin noted one of the most basic traits of Russian life: the low level of trust of citizens toward certain elements of Russian government and big business. “And it’s perfectly understandable,” he said. The hopes raised by the changes of the early ’90s were not fulfilled. Some representatives of these two groups, “ignoring the norms of law and morality, moved on to engage in personal aggrandizement at the expense of the majority of citizens to an extent that is unprecedented in our country’s history.” He goes on:

In the working out of a great national program seeking the primary good of the greater number, it is true that the toes of some people are being stepped on, and are going to be stepped on. But these toes belong to the comparative few who seek to retain or to gain position or riches or both by some short cut that is harmful to the greater good.

“Fine words,” Putin says. “It’s a shame I didn’t think of them myself. Franklin Delano Roosevelt, President of the United States of America, 1934. They were spoken during the Great Depression. Many countries have struggled with the same problems we face today. And many found worthy solutions.” (In Putin’s Russian version of the quote, FDR was stepping on other people’s corns, which made it even more painful. FDR’s English was found here.)

As Putin was making his transition to the subject of demographics, a word popped up that is rarely heard in such circumstances, in Russia or the United States:

And now for the main thing. What is that, for us? [A male voice: “Love”] Yes, you’re right. At the Defense Ministry, they know what’s the most important thing for us. And I actually will be talking about love, about women, about children. [Applause] About family. And about the most acute problem in Russian today—demographics. [Applause]

Putin goes on to propose a wide array of benefits and incentives for women who have a second or third child. Whether they will have a measurable impact on a very complex problem (one that is not purely economic in nature) remains to be seen. Continue reading

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t those who are sick of this joke. (Google says there are about 452,00010 instances of it on the web.)

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Indescribable

I had an Inca Kola today at El Pollo Rico. Man, is that stuff sweet! Tastes sort of like bubblegum, which made me wonder: what the heck is bubblegum flavor? I mean, it must be built out of something—some well-defined set of flavors in certain proportions. I know it has vanilla in it. My tablemate, the famous Ken, agreed. I suggested it also contains some combination of fruit flavors—strawberry? Maybe banana. Ken seemed skeptical about banana, but agreed that strawberry is probably implicated.

I’m not the only one who cares, by the way. And it turns out—well, I hate to brag …

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