Early

Robins in the April snow

Robin No. 1: What day is it?
Robin No. 2: Saturday.
Robin No. 1: No, I mean what’s the date?
Robin No. 2: April 7, in the Gregorian calendar, the most widely used calendar in the world. A modification of the Julian calendar, it was first proposed by the Calabrian doctor Aloysius Lilius, and was decreed by Pope Gregory XIII, for whom it was named, on 24 February 1582 …
Robin No. 1: A simple “April 7” would’ve sufficed, thank you. So, contrary to the headline, we’re not early.
Robin No. 2: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Robin No. 1: And I have no idea why we’re talking.
Robin No. 2: We’re killing time until the worms thaw, dummy! (Pause) So much for global warming!
Robin No. 1: Geez, don’t you know the difference between climate and weather?
Robin No. 2: I was joking.
Robin No. 1: Chirp. (Flies away)
Robin No. 2: Chirp chirp. (Flies after)

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Hoaxed

The devoted reader of this blog will know why its proprietor won’t be concocting his own April Fools’ Day joke. (Besides, his team just got slaughtered in softball, so cut him some slack.) He did manage to find a nifty site that lists 100 classic AFD hoaxes. So enjoy that, and the rest of April, while you’re at it.

A sample:

#80: Moscow’s Second Subway
In 1992 the Moskovskaya Pravda announced that the winds of capitalism transforming Russia would bring further changes for the residents of Moscow. Apparently plans had been finalized to build a new Moscow subway system. Of course, there was nothing wrong with the city’s current subway. But in the spirit of capitalism, the second system would be built to promote “the interests of competition.”

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Hydrous

Hot on the heels of a widely slammed article about global warming, William Broad of the New York Times wisely took on a cooler subject yesterday: big snowflakes. Hey, wasn’t I just talking about that? Someone’s been reading my mail blog.

Broad writes about credible reports of snowflakes the size of frisbees and how this hypertrophy occurs. The really big ones are actually agglomerations of many individual snowflakes (which are, technically speaking, snow crystals). In the process he mentions a certain Ken Libbrecht, who is the reincarnation of Wilson Bentley, the pioneer snowflake photographer, except that Libbrecht is also a physicist who studies the mechanics of snow crystal growth and grows synthetic snowflakes in his lab. As it happens, after posting the previous item and before reading Broad’s article, I had dug out my copy of Libbrecht’s book The Snowflake: Winter’s Secret Beauty and had been struck by a sidebar on page 60:

Doing Your Part

There is a bit of you in every snowflake. That’s because even you, right this moment, are making a contribution to the atmospheric water supply. Water is evaporating from our skin, plus you are putting water right into the air every time you exhale. In fact, you personally put so much water into the air that some of your water molecules almost certainly made it into the snowflakes pictured in this book.

You exhale roughly a liter of water per day into the atmosphere, and most of this water rains or snows back down again within about a week’s time. The total global precipitation is about 1,000,000,000,000,000 (one quadrillion) times greater than the amount of water you exhale, so your impact on the weather is pretty minor.

But even if you contribute only one quadrillionth of the total water content in a snowflake, that is still about 1,000 molecules. It depends on how well things are mixed up in the atmosphere, but there are probably, very roughly, about a thousand of your molecules captured in every snowflake picture. Thank you for your contribution—and keep up the good work.

Initially I was charmed by this idea. But the more I thought about it, the more it bothered me. What does he mean, “a bit of you”? Just because some water molecules happened to pass through me, they’re “me”? Or “mine”? I understand what he’s saying: water that was in me has gone off and got embedded in snowflakes (maybe even, theoretically, after having lived so long, in every snowflake). But obviously I was just a temporary vessel for this water, just as the snowflake is a temporary structure made partly from this same water. As a striking image of the water cycle in action, I rather like Libbrecht’s formulation. I guess I object to considering the water a “bit of me,” rather than the reverse: I was temporarily (momentarily, for the blink of an eye or less) a collection of that molecule of water and that one and that one … (plus molecules of a lot of other stuff, all quite transiently). I mean, it’s not as if I come to own, or even possess in any real sense, the water, or the potassium, or the iron, or anything in me. Even these thoughts are just passing through.

I highly recommend the book mentioned above (I have not seen Libbrecht’s more recent Field Guide to Snowflakes). In passing he mentions Ice IX and Kurt Vonnegut’s fabulous “ice-nine,” which sent me scampering off into the internet, where I found a free copy of Cat’s Cradle to reread. Unlike Vonnegut’s catastrophic fictional substance, the real stuff is “a metastable form of solid water that exists at temperatures below 140 K and pressures between 200 and 400 MPa. It has a tetragonal crystal lattice and a density of 1.16 g/cm3, slightly higher than ordinary ice” (Ice Ih, which is hexagonal, as you can see).

Snow crystal from Ken Libbrecht’s website

From Ken Libbrecht’s website SnowCrystals.com

Okay, they say tomorrow it’s going to be in the mid-60s (Fahrenheit—which is what, high teens Celsius?). No more snow talk. Happy Vernal Equinox, everyone!

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Refreshing

After the recent political rants, it’s time to cleanse the mental palate with a bit of photographic sherbet:

Dogwood under snow

A pleasant memory of our February snows—in particular, the huge flakes on the 25th that fell straight down through the absolutely still air. The way the snow built up on the twigs of the dogwood almost defied belief. But seeing is believing, of course.

To see more (and more deeply), visit the Wilson Bentley collection. [Hat tip to Laureeg]

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Fallout

The New York Times ran an analysis of the Libby case today that argues the verdict will change the way the press covers the government. Would that it does.

“Every tenet and every pact that existed between the government and the press has been broken,” said Theodore J. Boutrous Jr., a media lawyer who represented Time magazine and one of its reporters in their unsuccessful efforts to fight subpoenas from Mr. Fitzgerald, the special counsel in the Libby case.

There have been “tenets” and “pacts” between the government and the press? That would explain a lot.

Actually, there was a “truce,” but it was between the press and government prosecutors:

In the 35 years since the United States Supreme Court ruled, in Branzburg v. Hayes, that reporters have no right under the First Amendment to refuse to answer questions from a grand jury, press protections against Justice Department subpoenas have existed largely as a matter of prosecutorial grace. That is over.

“We had this truce for a generation since Branzburg,” said Mark Feldstein, a journalism professor at George Washington University. “Nobody really pushed it. The virginity is lost now.”

It’s interesting the Feldstein brings up the notion of virginity, what with an entire generation of Washington reporters behaving more like cheap tarts than innocent naifs.

But the clincher is this passage about “access journalism.” It dovetails with something I said earlier about what it used to mean to “protect a source,” and what it has come to mean in 21st century Washington:

Earl Caldwell, a reporter for The Times who was involved in the Branzburg case, would not cooperate even after the Supreme Court’s decision, and the government never pressed the point. In 1978, another Times reporter, Myron Farber, spent 40 days in jail rather than identify his source.

“I wonder,” Professor [Jane] Kirtley [of the University of Minnesota] said, “if part of it is that Caldwell and Farber were proudly outsiders.” By contrast, the journalists who testified at the Libby trial were Washington insiders, and they gave the public a master class in access journalism. It was not always a pretty sight.

“They’re not fearless advocates,” Professor Feldstein said of the reporters involved, “but supplicants, willing and even eager to be manipulated.”

Meanwhile, in faraway California, an editorial board “gets it.”

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Armenophobia

Thomas Nephew has done such a fine job demolishing the insipid op-ed by Jackson Diehl in the Washington Post on H.R. 106 (the Armenian Genocide Resolution) that it seems almost sufficient to merely point to his blog entries (here and here).

Every year around this time, as the April 24 anniversary approaches and Congress bestirs itself on the issue, the Post sends someone out to swat at Armenian Americans. This year Diehl was the designated hitter. In the process of simultaneously arguing that the nonbinding resolution is pointless, since it’s nonbinding, and extremely harmful, because it hurts Turkey’s feelings and Turkey is an important ally (that’s what they say, anyway), Diehl mentions that “American Jewish organizations” have locked arms with the Turkish government in applying pressure to get it defeated. Yes, American Jews are trying hard to quash a bill that recognizes a genocide that predated the Holocaust and may have helped pave the way for it.

“Turkey’s Chutzpah”—that’s what the The Jewish Press called it. Although there seems to be plenty of chutzpah to go around, the editorial board at The Jewish Press seems to hold their fellow citizens blameless. Be that as it may, the editorial is worth quoting at length:

We are certainly not insensitive to the significance of Turkey’s support of Israel. But the Turkish government’s attempt to capitalize on that support by pressing the American Jewish community to oppose a Congressional resolution that condemns as “genocide” Turkey’s murder of a million and a half Armenians during World War I strikes us as being the height of chutzpah.

As The New York Sun reported, on February 5 the Turkish foreign minister met with representatives of several major Jewish groups and “made a hard sell” against House Resolution 106, which now has 176 co-sponsors. The Turkish official reportedly appealed to the participants by noting—outrageously, we think—the uniqueness of the German genocide against the Jews.

The Turks do not deny that between 1915 and 1917 they conducted a devastating military campaign against the Armenians and that thousands of Armenians were killed on forced marches. They claim, however, that the hapless Armenians were a fifth column, often armed and working on behalf of the Russian army in World War I.

But the American ambassador to the Ottoman Empire at the time, Henry Morgenthau, wrote in his memoir, “I am confident that the whole history of the human race contains no such horrible episode as this.” The orders for the deportations of the Armenian families in 1915 “were merely giving a death warrant to a whole race,” he wrote.

Anyone who seriously and objectively considers those events cannot but conclude that there was a calculated and purposeful effort to exterminate the Armenians. After all, approximately 1.5 million perished.

That said, we understand that opposition to House Resolution 106 does not necessarily signify lack of sympathy with the victims, or, indeed, sentiment against the concept itself. Not buying into an initiative on someone else’s schedule is not always an indicator of nefarious motives at play.

We also have no doubt that some would argue the Jewish community should oppose the resolution if only to preserve the aura of uniqueness surrounding the destruction of European Jewry in the Holocaust. And this, perhaps, was the point the Turkish foreign minister was trying to make in his presentation to Jewish leaders.

But acknowledging as genocide the systematic murder of a million and a half human beings of a particular ethnic heritage in no way detracts from recognition of the Holocaust as a uniquely monumental evil in the blood-soaked annals of human history.

Okay, it was so impressive, I quoted the piece in its entirety.

For those unfamiliar with The Jewish Press, this New York newspaper champions, in its own words, “Torah values and ideals from a centrist or Modern Orthodox perspective.” It is also a “tireless advocate on behalf of the State of Israel.” Not exactly a raving left-wing rag.

Also, the first sentence in the editorial alludes to something that may not be widely understood or appreciated. Among other things, Israel and Turkey are deeply engaged together on energy projects and, perhaps more significantly, on water pipelines. (See also “Triple Alliance: The US, Turkey, Israel, and the War on Lebanon” for more on the strategic partnership of Israel and Turkey.)

In short, this is the context of Jackson Diehl’s op-ed. Big power machinations. Control over natural resources. If you want to play this game, you can just leave your snivelling little moral issues at home. History isn’t about people. 1,500,000 is just a number. Memories don’t weigh anything. “Get real,” Diehl and the Washington Post say. “Get real.” Realpolitik.

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Libbyphilia

It’s been a banner week over at the Washington Post. On Monday they run a rotten op-ed piece pooh-poohing the Armenian genocide (more on that later this week). And today’s Post brings a truly execrable editorial on the Libby verdict. The editorialist (presumed to be Fred Hiatt, head of the Post‘s editorial board) says the Libby affair was “a Washington scandal remarkable for its lack of substance.” He says Joseph Wilson “will be remembered as a blowhard.” And what did government officials do wrong? Well, nothing, really. “Mr. Cheney and Mr. Libby were overbearing in their zeal to rebut Mr. Wilson and careless in their handling of classified information.” Zealous (perfectly acceptable). Careless (certainly excusable). What’s the fuss?

The Washington Post still doesn’t get it.

I dropped in at the Post to comment (among hundreds of others). I’ll reproduce the comment here because, with all the technical talent available to washingtonpost.com, they don’t seem to have anyone on staff who knows how to apply measures to block malicious code in form submissions. Previously it had seemed they strip only single quotation marks, so I used the odd “reverse single quote” that lives at the extreme upper left edge of my keyboard. Well, it turns out they strip just about all punctuation, including double quotes and—get this—parentheses. Ridiculous. So, here is what I said, replete with quotation marks and parentheses:

“Mr. Wilson’s case has besmirched nearly everyone it touched.” What on earth is Fred Hiatt (or whoever wrote this bizarre, fact-challenged editorial) talking about? Still attacking Joe Wilson, are we? “Wilson claimed,” “Wilson suggested” … The fact is, Joe Wilson was basically right about Iraq. The Washington Post, as an institution, was basically wrong. And yet it weeps big tears for its friend and Leaker Extraordinaire “Scooter” Libby, and for his boss and Unnamed Source Supreme Dick Cheney, and for his putative boss and erstwhile War President George Bush. “Most people (not us at the Post, of course, or Newsweek, or MSNBC) think they were not just spectacularly wrong, they lied themselves silly in the process. But boy, they’re nice guys. Couldn’t ask for nicer lunch companions, so pleasant to run into at Nags Head or the Vineyard. What a shame so many people are mad at them.” Every once in a while, the Washington Post still manages to report an unvarnished fact. The rest of the time it’s just insider gossip and the government line.

Enjoy your special access, boys and girls. When you get that close to power (so close as to actually be in it—we won’t mention the likely mode of ingress), you can’t see clearly or think straight anymore. It’s actually kind of dark in there, isn’t it? But it’s a good living, eh? A comfortable life at the imperial court, where Cheney is merely “overbearing” rather than cynically manipulative; where Libby is a martyr alongside his fourth-estate pals who were willing to take a hit (which he was counting on when he lied to the grand jury) for the sake of “protecting” a source who is in no need of protection—a government employee, as it turns out, who wanted to be able to plant disinformation in the press so that the government could quote it back as if the press had found it and verified it all on its very own. In the good old days, a reporter protected a source because that person was in a weak position and could suffer retaliation as a result of talking to the press. In “protecting” a powerful government source like Libby, the press is actually protecting itself—protecting its easy working conditions and its more-than-comfortable lifestyle. That’s what this story is all about, Fred: collusion unmasked. [link added]

I remember when Fred Hiatt was the Post‘s Moscow bureau chief. I think he actually did some reporting back then. I wonder if, after reading all the comments, he wishes he were back in the USSR.

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Stunning

Captain Kirk to Chekov and Sulu: “Phasers on ‘stun’ …”

It’s not a handheld device … yet. Raytheon’s Silent Guardian™:

Raytheon’s Silent Guardian: a less-than-lethal weapon

From Raytheon promotional video

Your tax dollars at work. William Saletan at Slate reports:

Three weeks ago, the U.S. armed forces tested it on volunteers at an Air Force base in Georgia. You can watch the video on a military Web site. Three colonels get zapped, along with an Associated Press reporter. The beam is invisible, but its effects are vivid. Two dozen airmen scatter. The AP guy shrieks and bolts out of the target zone. He says it felt like heat all over his body, as though his jacket were on fire.

The feeling is an illusion. No one is harmed. The beam’s energy waves penetrate just one-sixty-fourth of an inch into your body, heating your skin like microwaves. They inflame your nerve endings without actually burning you. This could be the future of warfare: less bloodshed, more pain.

Don’t worry, this “less-than-lethal directed-energy application” will only be used against bad guys. It will never be used to intimidate the innocent or help maintain despotic rule.

At the Silent Guardian console, targeting one such (pretend) bad guy:

At the console of the 'Silent Guardian'

From Raytheon promotional video

Read more about it at Slate and ponder the ethical issues involved.

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Technophobia

Rollout of TheBook, v.1:

(Happy Valentine’s Day to bibliophiles everywhere!)

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“Plavam …”

Martin Strel likes to swim. In rivers. Long rivers. From end to end.

The Danube. The Mississippi. The Yangtze. And now, the Amazon. Never mind the piranha and the candirú.

It’s the Slovenian red wine that keeps him going—he laughs when he says it, but he drinks it as he floats on his back down whatever river he happens to be in.

He set out on February 1, and you can follow his progress online. Like all modern nutcases, he has a personal website.

His motto: “Plavam za mir, prijateljstvo in čiste vode” — “I swim for peace, friendship, and clean water.” Nothing crazy about that.

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