I noticed a sign stapled to a telephone pole on the way to work this morning:
WE HAUL
EVERYTHING
AND MORE!
703-555-1212
One assumes they do more than just haul stuff, not that they carry away more than everything. But one can’t be sure.
- Proverbs for Paranoids, 3: If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.—Gravity’s Rainbow
‘Is it about a bicycle?’ he asked.—The Third Policeman Categories
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Turns out they were just offering to haul off a book.