My fellow Americans:
If you really love your country, you wear a flag lapel pin, just like our President does. If you don’t wear one … well, we can draw our own conclusion.
Question of the day: Can you name one other president, prime minister, dictator, or king who routinely wears the flag of his country?
P.S. (minutes later): If I had any brains, I’d have backdated this to the 14th.