From the You-Can’t-Make-This-Stuff-Up Dept.—headline, 28 December 2011:
Police storm Church of the Nativity to break up brawling priests
That’s the Church of the Nativity, in Bethlehem. Not Pennsylvania—the Holy Land.
It seems the Armenians wanted to use Spic and Span, but the Greeks insisted on Murphy Oil Soap. Neither of which works as well or as quickly as Mop & Glo, but if the Papists had been there and suggested that, it would have been a three-way melee, no doubt. (Scholars are not in complete agreement as to the cleaning agent Jesus Himself used most frequently—hence the opportunity for this particular doctrinal dispute to flare periodically.)
